Those damn dating websites...

[Guest Augustus]

I met a lady on one who said she loves to travel. I no sooner put her in the trunk of my car and she starts screaming.

[Spots]

Just remember silence is golden, but duct tape is silver... Tapatalk ate my spelling.

[tnguy]

They uh...

 

[rugerla1]

LMAO!

[jtmaze]

They make it in Hello Kitty too JTM We the People of the United States, in order to form a more Perfect Union......

[Dane]

You forgot to start your conversation with her with: "Does this rag smell funny". Much easier to get them in the trunk. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

[10-Ring]

There was once a guy that lived in a cabin in the mountains.  He drank as much beer as he damned well pleased, had a safe full of guns and a garage full of motorcycles.  One day this fella decided to get on one of those dating websites.  Now he has a wife, lives in the suburbs, and is constantly asked things like "Do you really need that many guns/motorcycles?"  I won't mention any names.

[Gun Smith]

You may have heard of this little test;   lock your wife and your dog in the  trunk.  In an hour open the trunk and see which one is glad to see you.   :D

Edited January 15, 2014 by Gun Smith

[billyscott]

An attractive blonde arrived at a casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." 

 

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all blondes are dumb, .. but all men, are men!

[RED333]

 

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all blondes are dumb, .. but all men, are men!

 

My wife agrees 100%.

[hipower]

 

An attractive blonde arrived at a casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." 

 

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all blondes are dumb, .. but all men, are men!

 

 

Now this is funny...true, but funny.

[Mark@Sea]

Hate to disagree, but there are more than a few these days that act like poorly dressed women.

[Guest PapaB]

I met a lady on one who said she loves to travel. I no sooner put her in the trunk of my car and she starts screaming.

 

She actually said she likes to travel in style and you put her in the trunk of a Chevy Cavalier. No wonder she screamed.