Guy walks into bar in W VA.

[bersaguy]

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

 

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

 

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."


The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"


The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."


The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"


"No," says the Canadian, "I don't drive a taxi.  I mount animals."

 

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay, boys. He's one of us!"

[DT INC.]

Lmao!

[hipower]

Awesomely funny!

[Lumber_Jack]

As a native West Virginian I'm deeply offended.

[tartanphantom]

Good one.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bersaguy]

As a native West Virginian I'm deeply offended.

Sorry your offended but a native West Virginian sent it to me to post.............. :rock:

[Lumber_Jack]

Sorry your offended but a native West Virginian sent it to me to post.............. :rock:

Sarcasm

[Ron Padilla]

no matter where your from that's funny!

[Trekbike]

As a native West Virginian I'm deeply offended.

At least you didn't say, "I resemble that remark"... :)

[Grand Torino]

[Oh Shoot]

Guy on trial in Cocke County for bestiality. Witness is testifying:

 

"So I saw the accused copulate from behind with the goat".

 

"Then what did you observe?"

 

"Well, after he withdrew, he goat turned around and began licking the accused private parts".

 

One juror whispers to guy beside him,  "Ya know, a good goat will do that."

 

- OS

Edited May 14, 2015 by Oh Shoot

[Ted S.]

Sarcasm

Sarcasm is harder in the internets.

[surfabilly]

As a native West Virginian I'm deeply offended.

who read it to you? ;) Edited May 15, 2015 by surfabilly

[Lumber_Jack]

who read it to you? ;)

 

Hooked on Phonics worked for me

[Mike.357]

substitute your least favorite state if the WV reference is troublesome.  Alabama for instance.

 

Oh wait, that would be about marrying your sister not a goat.

[surfabilly]

you know the toothbrush was invented in alabama.

otherwise it would have been called a "teethbrush".