This "Gun Oil" Not For Firearms

[gun sane]

At a Walmart, a man picks up a bottle marked "Gun Oil H2O" and assumes it's the kind you use to lubricate firearms. Well, following the adage, "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting; this one's for fun"......this oil is for the latter.

 

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/09/23/man-uncovers-epic-hysterical-fail-on-walmarts-part-after-checking-out-gun-oil-product-at-the-gun-counter/

[hipower]

Hmmm? Any volunteers for a tryout?

[Chucktshoes]

Hmmm? Any volunteers for a tryout?

I'm on my way to a Walmart in Murfreesboro and the Walmart in Smyrna, I'll look at picking up a bottle while I'm there.

[gun sane]

It's great for single-shot models, too.

 

Don't ask how I know.

[hipower]

I'm on my way to a Walmart in Murfreesboro and the Walmart in Smyrna, I'll look at picking up a bottle while I'm there.

 
 

It's great for single-shot models, too.
 
Don't ask how I know.

OoooKaaay. Both you guys seriously worry me now. :squint:

[Dolomite_supafly]

And I have been wondering why my guns continue to rust when using this stuff. I guess I have been using it on the wrong gun the whole time. :)

 

In all seriousness I think I have looked at it while in Walmart sporting goods but I never read the back. It is going to be hilarious when I ask the clerk to read me the instructions.

[shotgunshooter]

Won't work as good as Astroglide.

[Dolomite_supafly]

Won't work as good as Astroglide.

And here I thought that was rail grease for 1911's and the like......

[enfield]

BACON GREASE!

[TNWNGR]

This thread is......beyond the realm of strange...

[Smith]

Is this in the same category as Fireclean?

[monkeylizard]

No. That stuff burns.

[gjohnsoniv]

No. That stuff burns.

If it burns you should probably consult your physician.

[bigun]

I don't think i'm old enough for this thread. :shake:

[shotgunshooter]

So that means we won't be ordering one of the 55 gallon barrels of lube for that cleaning party?

[felinesNfreedom]

If you need 55 gallons of that stuff I don't want to be invited to that cleaning party........ :blush:

[gjohnsoniv]

So that means we won't be ordering one of the 55 gallon barrels of lube for that cleaning party?

Yeah I'll pass on the first annual TGO Wet 'n Wild cleaning party.

[shotgunshooter]

I was thinking we could call it the Slip 'N Slide.

[monkeylizard]

It would go great with that "swing set" that was for sale here on TGO about 4 or 5 years ago.

[shotgunshooter]

It would go great with that "swing set" that was for sale here on TGO about 4 or 5 years ago.

How well used was said swing set? Because I don't think anyone wants to get their gun near anything rusty

[Ray Z]

It's sorta like confusing the Vicks with the Vaseline. You're in for a hell of a ride,,,,,,,,,,,, once.

[monkeylizard]

How well used was said swing set? Because I don't think anyone wants to get their gun near anything rusty

 

It was new. Someone got it as a gag gift for their bachelor party (IIRC).

[chances R]

No wonder the amphibian population boomed with frog lube....

[VERO1]

Thankfully, no one has asked for pictures yet!

[Schadenfreude]

I bet it's just Crisco