Plastic Urinal "Deal"

[wewoapsiak]

0.79 for 50, yes 50 of these things for less than a $1. Of course shipping is $10 though,so it's like 0.22 per pisser.

I'm not sure why office depot sells these but it looks like they don't want them anymore. I'm sure someone on here might want one for some reason or another. Then give the rest away as gifts!

Deluxe Plastic Urinal With Lid For Men Case Of 50 by Office Depot

[Garufa]

That might make an interesting conversation piece to serve cocktails from at your next party.

[Caster]

Garufa's on to something. I'm thinking they'd make awesome lemonade mugs for the office.

[hipower]

Isn't that .79 each? Not per case.

[Guest Broomhead]

The item description says "case of 50", then the price is $.79/each. That means $.79 per case of 50 urinals.

I agree with the others, though I'm thinking beer cups at your next kegger. After your done drinking from it, "recycle" it.

[hipower]

OK, old eyes decieving me. See what happens as that age number goes up.

[Oh Shoot]

I actually have one. Left over from one of Dad's hospital stays I think.

I had another model way back when, and actually used it any number of times during my trucking incarnation. Real drag to have to pull a rig over just to whizz.

- OS

[Wazzu]

If you order 64 cases the shipping is FREE!

[hipower]

I'd almost put money on the bet that a large percentage of current and ex-road jockeys have some knowledge of their use. Not speaking from any kind of personal knowledge or experience.

[Guest Lester Weevils]

If issued one during a hospital stay, perhaps $50 on the hospital bill? Or maybe higher? If a dose of tylenol dispensed by a professional hospital nurse is worth $25, then a pisser ought to be worth at least $1000?

Buy a few cases and then sneak around the hospital floors selling them for a "bargain" price of only $24 apiece. Hey, how can you go wrong? I'm selling you a fine pee jug for less the the price of a dose of tylenol!!!

Edited February 5, 2012 by Lester Weevils

[TMF]

I'd almost put money on the bet that a large percentage of current and ex-road jockeys have some knowledge of their use. Not speaking from any kind of personal knowledge or experience.

In my days of going back and forth on I-95 (NC to FL) I was very selective in the types of water bottles brought along on the trip... specifically ones with accommodating sized mouths. This would be way better than an Aquafina bottle though!

[Handsome Rob]

I'm still trying to figure out if that's 79c per jug in a case of 50, but you can order them singly, or 79c per case of 50.

If you add 1 to the cart, it gives the description as....[h=1]Deluxe Plastic Urinal With Lid For Men, Case Of 50[/h]which leads me to believe I'll be receiving the full 50 if I place the order, however I'm 99.9% sure I'll only receive 1 jug & pay a snotload of shipping.

Still tempted to try it though....

[strickj]

That might make an interesting conversation piece to serve cocktails from at your next party.

I've tried this.

It made the booze taste pungent.

[Chucktshoes]

I've tried this.

It made the booze taste pungent.

You're supposed to wash the pee out first.

[laktrash]

I actually have one. Left over from one of Dad's hospital stays I think.

I had another model way back when, and actually used it any number of times during my trucking incarnation. Real drag to have to pull a rig over just to whizz.

- OS

Been there done that also ! better than a gatoraide bottle.

People driving by wonder why you have that silly grin on your face

Edited February 5, 2012 by laktrash

[Guest boatme99]

I'd fill one with apple juice and take it and an empty one to work. Fun would ensue.

[Wyldk2]

I'm bout to die laughing from the above posts.

Though the idea of these isn't a bad one, When on a trip it seems a hassle to pull over for just a piss, then you're tempted by the convienence store to buy something and that's more $ spent on some useless junkfood/soda that you'll eventually have to pee into the jug anyways.

But better than an empty beer bottle like in "Dumb and Dumber".

Least you could fill them with gag gifts and give them away at christmas.

[mav]

Ah, the plastic urinal. This brings two bad experiences to mind.

Both the experiences involve my time as a volunteer for Erlanger hospital. After I graduated from college, I decided to do some volunteer work as sort of a serve your local community type endeavor. I volunteered on Friday and Saturday evening in the ER at Erlanger hospital. It was quite an experience.

It was very slow in the ER one Friday evening, and I was just sitting around the nurse's station shooting the breeze when I heard this loud voice scream out some gibberish. This patient would let out a yell about every 5 minutes or so. I asked one of the nurses what the guy's problem was. They explained to me that he was dropped off by a nursing home and he had been there all day, and he also didn't have any teeth, hence the gibberish.

Since I was bored, I actually tried to deciper the gibberish. After a few more yells, I was able to determine that the guy was screaming he had to go pee. I told the nurse what I was able to decipher and he asked me to go ask the patient if he needed to go pee. I found room the man was in, and asked him if he needed to go pee. "Yessa, yessa." Feeling sort of proud of myself that I took the time to try and figure out what he was constantly yelling about, I went off to tell the nurse that I was correct in my discovery. I thought I was going to have to escort the man to the bathroom, but instead I was given a plastic urinal and told to give it to the man so he could relieve himself.

I made my way back to the man's room and told him to use this urinal. While shaking his head, he kept saying, "Un-uh, un-uh." Being somewhat confused, I then tried to instruct the man how to use the urinal. "Un-uh, un-uh." As the man was laying on the bed, he proceeded to lift his gown and started pissing on himself. Without any thought, my immediate reaction was to grab that little thing and place it in the urinal. I successfully grabbed the man and allowed him to relieve himself, all this without gloves, mind you. My earlier feeling of accomplishment went away rather quickly as I was holding this man's pecker, hands and cuffs covered in piss, so he could relieve himself.

I will tell y'all about the other plastic urinal experience another time.

[Guest Lester Weevils]

From the perspective of the patient, the urinal option beats all heck out of the other option commonly employed by hospitals to prevent bed-ridden patients wetting themselves!

[Volzfan]

Not sure I want to read the other one!

[Bubba0031]

A lot of people carry flashlights, blankets, jumper cables etc. in their cars but if you have ever been stranded for hours on a road in winter weather where the traffic stopped due to accident(s) or ice any having one of these in your emergency supplies would be good. This is especially true when you've just had the 2nd or 3rd cup of coffee in the morning are on your way to work and find the road blocked with cars everywhere. I had this happen a few years ago and after a while the ash tray started looking good. Back when I flew small planes a lot I always carried one.

[laktrash]

I'm bout to die laughing from the above posts.

Though the idea of these isn't a bad one, When on a trip it seems a hassle to pull over for just a piss, then you're tempted by the convienence store to buy something and that's more $ spent on some useless junkfood/soda that you'll eventually have to pee into the jug anyways.

I hate to stop in at burger joint just to whizz. You walk in and the place is empty and three employees standing there looking at you. Kinda hard not to buy something

[tnhawk]

They would be useful as mailers for letters to our representatives in Washington.