Mosin Nagant in Urban Dictionary

[ironsniper1]

mosin-nagant:

The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace used in Braveheart. In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by Urine down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey. Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.

Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"

Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"

In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!

[TN_Hiker]

I love it haha

[TrickyNicky]

Seems about right. :rofl:

[Guest PapaB]

This line made me laugh so much it brought tears to my eyes:

 

"The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of."

[Guest tangojuliet]

best description  of a mosin nagant ive ever read  :rofl:

[peejman]

Additional humor....   http://62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinHumor.htm

Edited December 17, 2013 by peejman

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Dat dar wur funy!

[TrickyNicky]

Additional humor....   http://62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinHumor.htm

I love that list. I will say though that they should replace "If your Mosin Nagant breaks, you buy a new one" with "If your Mosin Nagant breaks alert the Guiness book of world records cause that's a first."

[monkeylizard]

I love that list. I will say though that they should replace "If your Mosin Nagant breaks, you buy a new one" with "If your Mosin Nagant breaks alert the Guiness book of world records cause that's a first."

 

Or "If your Mosin breaks, fix it by hitting it with another Mosin"

[jeff43]

Great rifles! Love the M44's,loud as hell and FUN to shoot! First M44 I bought , I gave $30 for it. I still have it. Edited December 18, 2013 by jeff43

[NoBanStan]

I took mine out for my first test fire last summer. Sent two rounds downrange and looked over at my friend to smile. Over his shoulder I realized there were 5-6 guys looking at me with that "wth was that?" look. Gotta love that chest pounding "thump" when everyone else is shooting .223.

[tartanphantom]

I took mine out for my first test fire last summer. Sent two rounds downrange and looked over at my friend to smile. Over his shoulder I realized there were 5-6 guys looking at me with that "wth was that?" look. Gotta love that chest pounding "thump" when everyone else is shooting .223.

 

I gave my son a Mosin 91/30 for Christmas last year. He loved shooting mine, so he wanted one for himself.

He got to fully experience the hassle of resurrecting one from its arsenal-soaked-in-cosmoline state-- I thought that would make him appreciate it a wee bit more. I walked him through the complete tear-down, clean-up and reassembly process so that he would have a better understanding of the rifle.

 

Anyway, first time at the range with his new baby, there are 2 guys there shooting ARs and one kid with a .22 rifle. My son selects a shooting bay a few benches away from them, nonchalantly unpacks his Mosin, loads it with a stripper clip, actuates the bolt, takes aim, and BOOOM!-- just like a Mosin.  The two AR guys whip their heads around, and one of 'em says "Wow! I know that sound--nothing else sounds quite like a Mosin Nagant!" You should have seen the grin on my son's face.

 

Here's a picture taken that afternoon (I'm the good-looking one on the right):

 

Edited December 18, 2013 by tartanphantom

[ironsniper1]

awesome story! still havent taken mine out might need a new bolt head and i think i need to get the head space and the bore/chamber cleaned real good

[NoBanStan]

I gave my son a Mosin 91/30 for Christmas last year. He loved shooting mine, so he wanted one for himself.

He got to fully experience the hassle of resurrecting one from its arsenal-soaked-in-cosmoline state-- I thought that would make him appreciate it a wee bit more. I walked him through the complete tear-down, clean-up and reassembly process so that he would have a better understanding of the rifle.

 

Anyway, first time at the range with his new baby, there are 2 guys there shooting ARs and one kid with a .22 rifle. My son selects a shooting bay a few benches away from them, nonchalantly unpacks his Mosin, loads it with a stripper clip, actuates the bolt, takes aim, and BOOOM!-- just like a Mosin.  The two AR guys whip their heads around, and one of 'em says "Wow! I know that sound--nothing else sounds quite like a Mosin Nagant!" You should have seen the grin on my son's face.

 

Here's a picture taken that afternoon (I'm the good-looking one on the right):

 

 

 

Awesome photo. My son is 7 and i've had him out shooting once. I can't wait until he's old enough to join me on projects like that. I've been lazy and haven't completely finished it but i bought a decent shape Type-53, sanded it down, restained it, stripped off all the blue and refinished it. It was a lot of work but it looks great. Whenever i can finally get the clear coat on the stock i'll post it up. Back to my original point, It'd be awesome to do some restoration with my son.

[whitewolf001]

Urbandictionary for the win.

[gregintenn]

...and for those of you who also find a flame thrower useful, try the M44 Carbine!

 

If the bullet don't hit him, the fire will.

Edited December 18, 2013 by gregintenn

[jtmaze]

We play noise wars with my cousins next door in the evenings sometimes. About a quarter mile down the road. They will pop off some 22lr. I answer back with 22. Then they go to 9 mm I go to 40 or 45. Whatever I have on usually. They break out the ar's and then I break out the mosin. Then silence. It is so much fun. JTM We the People of the United States, in order to form a more Perfect Union......

[jtmaze]

When I shoot the mosin first they usually break out the tannerite just not to be outdone. JTM We the People of the United States, in order to form a more Perfect Union......

[Mike.357]

wouldn't it kill the Polar bear behind the tree?

[tartanphantom]

No gun forum is complete without a Mosin Nagant thread... even if it IS a resurrected thread... :up:

[roverboy]

Mosins rock. :rock: Got 3 so far.

[No_0ne]

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[Ramjo]

Love it. I am thinking about ordering one of the sniper mosin packages that wideners has to offer. Any input? waste of money? It's $569