Where's Putin?

[Caster]

It's like a potato eatin' vodka drinkin' Waldo over in Russia!

Putin not seen in public for 8 days? Hmmm. Plot thickens.
Wonder what kind of azzhat replaces him should he turn up swimming with the fishies in lake Baikal?

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2015/03/13/259703/wheres-putin-dont-ask-the-white.html

[JPS]

Maybe he's getting a makeover, like Kim Jong-un did recently....

[Major Kong]

He's probably been on a grizzly-bear wrestling marathon or something.

 

Or maybe riding a girl's bike wearing Mom jeans. Oh wait, that's our president.

[Monkeyman2500]

He's probably been on a grizzly-bear wrestling marathon or something.

Or maybe riding a girl's bike wearing Mom jeans. Oh wait, that's our president.

I laughed so hard I almost fell over! :)

[K191145]

 swimming with the fishies in lake Baikal?

 

 

One can only hope. :)

[Appalachian]

He's out on his next shirtless photo shoot.

[nightrunner]

He was in a meeting with Obama about how to disarm Americans so he can finally invade.

[R_Bert]

I'm guessing that after a political opponent was killed, that his security posture has tightened while they reassess (regardless of who was responsible).

[Oh Shoot]

....should he turn up swimming with the fishies in lake Baikal?

 

Sleeping with the fishes is the expression.

 

But then again, it is Putin we're talking about. ;)

 

 

- OS

[hipower]

Wow! He is a tough guy.

Lasso and ride a shark. Bet getting the bridle on was a bit of trouble.

[MacGyver]

He's hanging out with Yasser Arafat while recuperating in an undisclosed Paris hospital...

[mcordell]

From another forum .... Interesting

Convoy of unmarked white trucks streaming into red square tonight pictures included:



He Has not been seen since March 5th. Rumors he's dead, rumors there's a coup in progress led by Medeved, rumors WWIII is getting ready to start.

CNN)—Vladimir Putin is not a self-effacing man. That's why when the Russian president suddenly disappeared from view people took notice. When Russian officials tried to trick the public by passing off old photos as new appearances, speculation about Putin's whereabouts has gone viral.

Kremlin has notified major Russia media to prepare for important announcement

March 13, 2015 - Kremlin is preparing for a major announcement. All major media organisations in Russia have been told to be ready for a major press conference in the next few days.

http://www.disclose.tv/news/kremlin_prepares_for_major_mystery_annoucement__something_important_will_happen/115348

"All employees of the Russian Embassy in London from the various officers and attaches the last few days have left the UK"

https://twitter.com/adept_istiny/status/576069261615042560

Breaking Kavkaz Center claims that Kadyrov can't get in touch with Putin and authorities in Chechnya are panicking.

https://twitter.com/ZippyKC/status/576463673725755392

Ron Paul - U.S. Intervention In Ukraine By Obama could lead to WWIII

http://www.inquisitr.com/1905749/ww3-u-s-intervention-in-ukraine-by-obama-to-blame-for-world-war-3-fears-claims-ron-paul/#hFfOzYqFSv7BvFxA.99

Update 7:42PM - Obama does not know where Putin is

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2015/03/13/259703/wheres-putin-dont-ask-the-white.html

Update 7:46PM - Kremlin is preparing a major announcement, journalists are asked not to depart

Update 8:06PM - Putin's personal security service commander Viktor Zolotov is rumoured to have been killed

https://mobile.twitter.com/keithwalkernews/status/576516902081679360

Update 7:42AM Sat. - Flag not being flown over Kremlin

Not normal



Normal



http://us.123rf.com/450wm/dyxum/dyxum1206/dyxum120600037/14140632-green-cupola-of-big-kremlin-palace-with-russian-flag-on-spire.jpg

https://mobile.twitter.com/nethead/status/576596531299614720

Edited March 14, 2015 by mcordell

[gregintenn]

Maybe he's getting a makeover, like Kim Jong-un did recently....

I hope he doesn't use the same barber. :eek:

[GlockSpock]

Now everyone is saying his girlfriend had a child in Switzerland.

Is it true that the White House only flies a flag when the president is present? Wonder if the same is true for the Kremlin?


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[Mike.357]

pretty sure the white flies flags all the time.  They swap them out constantly so congress critters can give them to constituents.  Maybe I am thinking of the capital building,  ???

 

Putin being killed is gonna cause problems.  But it is the only way the store will sell Stoli again, LOL

Edited March 14, 2015 by Mike.357

[GlockSpock]

pretty sure the white flies flags all the time. They swap them out constantly so congress critters can give them to constituents. Maybe I am thinking of the capital building, ???

Putin being killed is gonna cause problems. But it is the only way the store will sell Stoli again, LOL

http://www.welovedc.com/2010/03/30/dc-mythbusting-white-house-flag/

I think you are right.




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[MacGyver]

In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Frano is still dead...

[bersaguy]

He was in a meeting with Obama about how to disarm Americans so he can finally invade.

That would surely be a waste of time because Obama, just like the ATF and several other government agencies. They do not have a clue how to disarm the American population or even where to start. If they did they would have tried themselves by now...........jmho

[Spiffy]

That would surely be a waste of time because Obama, just like the ATF and several other government agencies. They do not have a clue how to disarm the American population or even where to start. If they did they would have tried themselves by now...........jmho

 

All weapons in civilian hands are now illegal, given this day under the hand of God Emperor Barrack the 1st of his name.......it's just that easy!   :rofl:

[GlockSpock]

Well...he's back.


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[dlmeadows]

Have you guys saw what his girlfriend looks like?? I would go missing for 10 days too!

[RC3]

I still have his photo on my wall. It makes into an interesting conversation as to why i have it

[hipower]

I still have his photo on my wall. It makes into an interesting conversation as to why i have it

I think we'd be more impressed if you had a pic of his girlfriend on your wall. lol

[RC3]

I think we'd be more impressed if you had a pic of his girlfriend on your wall. lol

I know that.

[Randall53]

Have you guys saw what his girlfriend looks like?? I would go missing for 10 days too!

 

Yeah....a 31 years old ex Olympic gymnastic hottie. Just had a baby a few days ago that has been reported to be Putin's. I'm sure that's the answer to the puzzle.