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Looks good, but I couldn't get it for three reasons.   1. I couldn't get in it 2. When I crashed it, they couldn't get me out of it 3. Even if I didn't crash it, I still couldn't get out of it.

Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older: Number 9  -  Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 8  -  Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7  -  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6  -  Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.   If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich, you have a 50% chance of being right... Number 5  -  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.   Number 4  -  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. Number 3  -  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 2  -  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. Number 1  -  Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.           ...                   

 Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a              blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on.The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.                           The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'                           Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'                           The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'                           Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'                           Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.                           The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'                           Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'                           The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'                           Bob took the money...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" Asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a Million Dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."

The way I look at it is an actor telling me what I should do with my guns is like a stripper trying to give me advice on life decisions

  Correct. One is a lithium deficiency, and the other is caused by too much estrogen  :hiding:

I need to win the Powerball Jackpot so I can order one of these!!!! Twin Turbo ecobosst 600 Horsepower, This is one car I would give up my Shelby for, In my opinion it is the Best looking Supercar ever made!!!

I got a Rock Island Armory 1911 GI full size. I am extremely happy . The way its made and all is great. I wanted a good functioning 1911 that I could throw into my vehicle when I'm checking on the huntig land and hunting and this and that where I would not mind it getting scratched or dinged real bad. One that was inexspensive but functioned great. Well I got it. It is built just as good as my Springfield Armory Mil-Spec 1911. I ran some rounds through it and its smooth as butter . I am reloading 9mm now so I may get a 45 die and start on it . I got this used and at a good deal. I dont think these RIA's are cheap , just good "in-expensive" 1911's . They are far from cheap . very good quality . I wanted a good GI type with no bells and whistles and this fits the deal just great . The only bad thing , but not really "bad" is the wood is a little fat or thick. I am trying to find some thinner old style plastic checkered style black grips for it . Plus it's a series 70 style so no crappy safety things to get in the way :up: Here she is . [url=http://s768.photobucket.com/user/tercel89/media/ria_zps690097ca.jpg.html][/URL]

I live on a little country road where we know everyone. There are a few neighborhood kids that ride bikes that live right across the road. My parents live next door and my 20 year old sister is home from college this weekend and thay tend to hang around a little more when she is home.... weird lol. One boy is around 13 and the other is 15 and their father owns guns and they have shot his before and they turkey hunt as well. Well I was out in the yard running a few cheap rounds of birdshot through my ol' Wingmaster when they came over on their bikes. I let them both shoot it. They told me about the 870 their father bought them. Anyway, they started asking different questions about types of guns and so on. So after a chat we went back over to my house and I got one of each out to show them. Shotgun, AR, AK, bolt rifle and a couple Glocks. I was explaining how each one worked and they were eating it up. They were asking some really good questions like how the AR cycles and the differences in shot sizes and so on. So eventually we ended up at the kitchen table with a small dry erase board and a marker. I would crudely draw it out on the board and then we would take each gun apart and I woukd show them which piece does what. They really learned something today and it made me feel good to teach them and them take it seriously. Those are some good kids. Gave me hope yet for the next generation.

I already have two on order.                               In my dreams. 

There's an idea - let's abridge people's rights now, to prevent them from doing something bad in the future. Where have I heard that before?

That's about as far as most of us can get before losing count and having to start over.

no ban stan, u created a monster w the ebola mon chee mon, ive been laughing all day reading through that,,,,,funniest ive seen in a long time! good hit!   i guess we can wear frito bandito style bandoliers also as well right?

[URL=http://s612.photobucket.com/user/gregintenn/media/IMG_4462_zpsbdc85229.jpg.html][/URL] Semi autos just aren't as sexy! :cool:

  Nope. It was embroidered ascots. Red silk with the TGO logo and names underneath.   Come on, get with it man.

If I am traveling to west Tennessee I carry a semi auto pistol with magazines I can load once and shoot all day.

Goats are browsers, not grazers. They won't eat grass unless there's nothing else available. Kudzu, honeysuckle, multiflora rose - all favorites. Privet is like candy to them. They'll also strip and eat bark off saplings. Bottle-fed goats grow up to be like puppies. Yep, I like goats.

I've fired doctors before and will likely do it again. You need a new one.

Go forth and hide in ditches no more...

Thats Alabama for you! Just like the tooth brush, had the tooth brush been invented in Tennessee and not Alabama, we would be calling it the teeth brush! [URL=http://s963.photobucket.com/user/runco0318/media/alabamafan_zps502c2b12.jpg.html][/URL]

It's also one of the most misdiagnosed mental illnesses on the planet. If he functions fine then he deserves to own a gun like the rest of us. Any one of you guys could go to a general practitioner and fill out a question and answer form and be diagnosed with something AND prescribed medication for said ailment in a short period of time. Psychiatry is still in the stone ages.

  Being bipolar is not the same thing as schizophrenic. 

  Yes, but rights apply to all of us.  Even the most undeserving person.  Even the person who abuses those rights the most.  That's why most (all?) of the people you see defending them are doing so.  Not because they agree with the behavior of the MENSA intellectuals you saw on that video, but because of the fact that those rights apply to each of us as well.   The problem with cancers, to borrow your analogy, is that there's no good way to get rid of them without universally applying a poison that affects the healthy members of the body as well.

Everyone shouid read this...   http://www.allenbwest.com/2014/12/quite-possibly-racist-article-will-ever-read/         About Allen West:   Allen West was born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia in the same neighborhood where Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. once preached. He is the third of four generations of military servicemen in his family.   During his 22 year career in the United States Army, Lieutenant Colonel West served in several combat zones: in Operation Desert Storm, in Operation Iraqi Freedom, where he was a Battalion Commander in the Army’s 4th Infantry Division, and later in Afghanistan. He received many honors including a Bronze Star, three Meritorious Service Medals, three Army Commendation Medals and a Valorous Unit Award. In 1993 he was named the US Army ROTC Instructor of the Year.   After his retirement from the Army in 2004, Allen taught high school for a year before returning to Afghanistan as a civilian military adviser to the Afghan army, an assignment he finished in November 2007.   In November of 2010, Allen was honored to continue his oath of service to his country when he was elected to the United States Congress, representing Florida’s 22nd District. As a member of the 112th Congress, he sat on the Small Business and Armed Services Committees and was instrumental in passage of the 2012 National Defense Authorization Act.   He is a Fox News Contributor, a Senior Fellow at the London Center for Policy Research, and regularly writes for numerous media outlets.   Allen is an avid distance runner, a Master SCUBA diver and motorcyclist. His wife, Angela, holds an MBA and Ph.D. and is a financial planner. His older daughter, Aubrey, attends college in south Florida, and his younger daughter Austen, is in high school.

I see several people who should have woken up in a hospital needing emergency surgery to remove a cell phone from their ass. Seriously... I just couldn't do that job. You guys keep that in mind the next time someone posts a "cop bashing" thread here on TGO. This is the sort of B.S. they put up with on a daily basis. If 9 out of 10 people you encountered in your job acted like those assholes, you would probably find it really hard to choke back the expectation that the 10th person was going to be any different. And for what it's worth, the blacks in the ghetto are just the most recent arrivals to the video everything the cops do party. Stupid ass white people started it during during protests and demonstrations, just HOPING to catch one cop at his wits end, finally going upside someone's head with a well-deserved baton or a boot. Freedom gives you a lot of things in this country, but one thing it SHOULDN'T is freedom from consequences. Those highly productive members of black society who were obviously just on a lunch break from their well-paying jobs at Edward Jones and Associates, clearly got lucky and missed the Consequences Bus that day. Martin Luther King must be rolling over in his grave. He died for THIS?!?

1962 practicing unsafe gun handling. [URL=http://smg.photobucket.com/user/JMH42/media/MEin62_zps53078677.jpg.html][/URL] 1986 practicing unsafe bluff climbing. [URL=http://smg.photobucket.com/user/JMH42/media/scan0005_zps63fcfd20.jpg.html][/URL] 2005 a little safer gun handling. [URL=http://smg.photobucket.com/user/JMH42/media/TRB_zps7279aab4.jpg.html][/URL]

Nice pickup.  The RIA guns are pretty darn nice for the money.  The grips, however, are indeed terrible.  I'm pretty sure that's what ever tree just happens to grow in the RIA factory parking lot. 

I love MAS Defense. When I received my last order, I realized they also sent a buffer, buffer spring, and a end plate that I didn't order. When I called to inform them of their mistake, they told me to keep it all of it.

Shipping is costly, but you have to buy enough ammo at one time to minimize the shipping impact. I usually buy a few boxes of several things I don't need at the moment but that I know I will use in the long run. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

      I love the V8 as well, in all honesty I wish they would have went with the V10 on this one, imagine if they would have used that with twin turbo's

Awesome, thanks. That's what he had to use as well. Can't wait to give it a shot. A year ago, I didn't know how to do anything except clean an AR, I'm now on my 6th build with 4 more complete lowers waiting for rainy days....and money ha ha

If I posted a picture of myself, I would lose my mystique. 

  What HP says, Doug. Plenty of cardiologists in these parts.

Jesus.....adding insult to your injuries would be putting it mildly. Maybe seeing someone else would be better......a lot better.

    Ok thanks, :) Yeah, having been stripped of being able to carry out his our financial affairs, that would definitely disqualify him from being able to purcahse firearm...Per letter of the law..

It has always been simple for me. What do cops carry? It used to be wheel guns. Now, it isn't. 

Don't worry. His address changed anyway after he shot up that bank  :rofl:

I believe at one point and time revolvers were superior due to their reliability just the same as telegraphs were the best communication because there wasn't many other options. With the vast number of reliable semi autos made today, I believe that point is moot. I don't like revolvers for self defense because it's almost physically impossible to reload under stress. But many would say that's a moot point as well. I also carry a semi auto for capacity. There won't always only be one attacker Carry what you shoot well and practice with it often. I'll carry a semi auto

It's been a good while since I was there, but I really liked the city. There's a lot to do if you get out and look around. There's a dog track not too far away in Orange Park that was always fun. Tons of great seafood, beaches, some great fishing also out of St. Augustine. Castillo de San Marcos is a very old fort like from the 1700's that I really enjoyed.

So this one thought it would be fun to play with a skunk tonight. I love his stinky butt

I didn't see a thing wrong in that video from either the officers or the onlookers.  I wouldn't agree with the demeanor or the language used by the crowd, but they have the right to be there, and say what they want to say.  If their actions stepped over the line, there would be a need for consequences, but they didn't.    I get that LEO's have to deal near exclusively with assclowns, but if they didn't know that going in, or can't handle it after doing the job for too long, they are free to quit.  We pay them- that's right we pay them through our taxes- to behave professionally at all times.  The officers in the video didn't demonstrate restraint to me, they did their jobs.  As it should be every time.   Also, the onlookers have the right to film the police officers.  I have a live video streaming app on my phone for that purpose as well that uploads a video as it records, so I can access it later if my mobile happens to have an accident.  You can be damn sure it gets turned on every time I encounter an LEO.  It's for my personal protection, because quite frankly, I feel the need for that insurance, not because I'm for hoping to catch a cop doing the wrong thing.  Thank all the officers who do the wrong thing for destroying my trust in the system.

What they need is some time with those black sticks that the popo used to carry. Instead of SWAT, they need dedicated ass kicking teams. Just beat on those assholes until their social skills improve.

Nothing but a bunch of disrespectful kids that think they're hard and gangsta. :facepalm: They need a father like this guy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4XUnxupBs I bet that female cop could have took down the mouthy one with camera all by herself. :lol: Kudos to the Nash Metro LEO's for handling a situation that most folks would have probably went full parental discipline on those clowns. They definitely exercised some extreme restraint and patience.

A friend shared this on Facebook. This situation is a perfect example of why I could not be in law enforcement. I have zero patients for punks like that.  

I have posted these before, but this is my best buddy, Kennedy. This was just a day running around at the farm. But in reality, it goes between this: and this: Just go get a Golden Puppy. No one can say no to a Golden puppy. I had to put down my Golden a few years back now, but I will have another as soon as I quit traveling so much.

We have a winner.

  I find my HCP badge catches on the rug during shoulder rolls.

GREAT!!! Another cop shoots a black man who was just standing in an elevator. Bring on the protesters.