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  Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.   Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick. Horatio slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and was hailed by both the King and Queen as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.           The moral of this story is:  PAY  YOUR  @#$%!$&  BILLS AND KEEP YOUR PROMISES!!!!!  

Worked on finishing up this coffee table I'm making for my wife. Window came from my great grandmothers old place. Still have to put some flooring In the bottom of the frame

A good portion of America (and the world for that matter) has no soul, no ethics and no inhibitions anymore.   Anyone can be offended for any reason and somewhere there is someone that will back them up as being the victim.  Somewhere a group is waiting for this women to come to the spotlight so they can show us how unreasonable you were.

It was Piss On Obama Day on Facebook. I participated in quite a bit of that.

  So you did that? I just signed up for that page a week or so ago, and saw that it went to "Secret". I thought to myself "Wohoo; in before the lock"  :up:

  Which is much better than dickless

  He'll be shirtless no doubt.   - OS

We need to kill them NOW. We also need to attack any country that supports them. They are gaining hundreds, if not thousands, of new members weekly and will continue now that they have declared a caliphate. At some point the entire middle east will be one Islamic state and then we will have some serious problems stopping them. They are only going to gain popularity because of their views on women, the west and Israel. If we do not do anything then Israel will be squashed like a bug on a windshield once ISIS gets strong enough because our president will not come to Israel's aid.   Imagine what will happen if that Islamic state controls all the oil in the region? We will be brought to our knees in a matter of days fi they cut it off. All of our high tech war fighting machines are useless without fuel. Goods, such as food, will no longer be able to be shipped to communities which will lead to widespread panic and looting. Citizens will be unable to afford gas to get to work and we will be a third world country within a month of loosing our oil supply. We do not have the oil reserves to prevent a major catastrophe if ISIS turns the faucet off.   Right now any American caught supporting them should be stuck in some internment camp until the "War on Terror" is over. If that requires them to die in the camp then so be it, at least they will not be fighting, or supporting those who are fighting, the US. By support I mean financially, logistically as well as just vocally. If a person says anything vocally or posts on social media that they support ISIS then the person who posted it should be detained and tried for treason for supporting our enemy and then stuck in the internment camps with their counterparts.   Trust me when I say ISIS is more of a threat to the United States, our allies and all "western" style democracies than the Taliban or Al Qaeda. It is because ISIS is more easily accepted by the average Muslim than Al Qaeda or the Taliban ever was. Look at what happened in Afghanistan with the Taliban, they took over the country because it gave all the power to the males just like ISIS is doing. There are also governments in the region that are supporting, because they agree with the philosophy, ISIS in a major way.

  Well, Dubya's dick was main reason we went into Iraq in the first place, so I'm not exactly keen on purely testosterone based government policy.   - OS

Don't pass up the chance to visit the National Firearms Museum.  Its located just west of DC off of I-66 at the NRA HQ in Fairfax, Virginia.   http://www.nramuseum.org/

Whewwww! Its been awhile, I was beginning to worry about the sweepstakes! Not to worry, its here! Are you in? http://www.sigsauer.com/Promotions/Sweepstakes.aspx [URL=http://s963.photobucket.com/user/runco0318/media/P227Tricops_zps74274265.jpg.html][/URL]

Bluff City Diner for lunch.   Ridgewood BBQ for....well. bbq.

I hate that these businesses are being used and threatened by both sides. Neither sides “boycotts” will amount to squat; I hope the businesses understand that.

There is a ton of hacking going on all of a sudden isn't there?

[quote name="bersaguy" post="1185906" timestamp="1409765346"]I don't have an issue with body art. I was in the Navy. Went in art free and came out art free. Folks say I am weird because every sailor should have one. I said then I broke the mold. I had a room mate for several years that spent a small fortune on body art. He was having a tat of our entire universe put on his body. It was just really beginning to take on a true picture when the Tat artist doing the work died in a Motorcycle accident. The expense came in when it came to finding another artist that was as good or better than the first one that would be affordable. I think he finally got it completed last winter. It was a work of art that took over 3.5 years of actual needle time to complete and it covers his back, front and both sides of his body at a cost of almost $10,000.00. I got to see it one day when i ran into him at a Walmart and he showed it to me in the parking lot. It was impressive to say the least and looked very much like the pictures he printed off of his computer of our entire Universe. It is a complete body wrap with planets, stars, moons, milky way and even a few comets with tails. He's happy so I am happy for him but I could think of a lot of really good things 10 grand would have bought other than body art........................jmho[/quote] Good lord- I truly terrified to think where the planet Uranus was inked on his body!

  Freedom has that effect on a lot of people. ;)

I have at least 100 stories just from my drive to and from Gatlinburg this past weekend, my favorite though:   I know there's a little blonde hanging out in my blindspot... she's been there for at least 3 miles. So I tell the wife "Hey, want me to prove someones an a$$hole?" She says "How?". I lift my left hand to the roof, point my index finger down and firmly depress the blinker to indicate left. Blindspot Betty hammers the gas pedal ensuring her pole position and proving once again how predictable people are.     ***edit*** I spellz gud

This. To me anything bigger than a LCP is not a pocket gun.

    I can think of three or four members who should be in a memorial section on TGO.     Happily kwikrnu will never be one of them.   RIP Shannon, Mousegunner and a couple of others who I will not name.

RUN AWAY!!!

report to american legion post 88 tomorrow night at 7 pm and bring all your guns.will hold them till u get your permit. If you cant find me, ill be behind the green dumpster with the ski mask  on  :pleased:

Guns & Leather - Greenbrier has a current Groupon for their HCP class. $49. Or $65 if you want to use one of their rental .22 pistolas with their ammo.   https://www.groupon.com/biz/goodlettsville-tn/guns-and-leather

I mean no disrespect with this posting, and I am not a Tatphobia person, but have you noticed the Tattoo explosion?     I recently went to Dollywood Splash Country with my kids, and I have never ever seen so many Tattoos?  I honestly felt out of place as in the minority, because I did not have any on my large blank canvas.  I wanted to go out and buy a Henna tattoo or get a Sharpie just to write something on my forearm just to fit in.  Now I am not talking about the roses or flowers on girls ankles, but the multiple tats that cover whole arms, backs, stomachs, and the ones that barely can be seen that go out of sight.  I saw some facial tattoos, neck stuff, and a few bald headed guys with tats on the cranial areas.   I think some tattoos are cool, and a few are sexy on women, but honestly I seen some DWSC that were down right awful.  The homemade kind or jailhouse made stuff just looks awful.  The ones that spell L-O-V-E on the knuckles of one hand and H-A-T-E on the other.  And where are these young people who don't look like they have a pot to psss in, have the means to pay for these large art scenes?  I am sure some have dropped $1,000s into their billboards.   I am not bashing, or meaning any disrespect, its just very noticeable that the majority of the young adults have Tats.  Is this just a Fad on the upswing or has the pinnacle been passed?  So I guess the in thing is to have a I-phone and a tat, that appeared to be 80% of the crowd at Splash Country.     There is not a Obama program for Tats is there?   

  I didn't feel this way when he was on the way out, but I would take him back in a heartbeat right now.

Sure, he can think that all he wants. It seems to make him feel better about being broke and dependent on mommy. Point is, I could care less if someone had a penis tattooed I their face. I just think it's ridiculous that folks believe the rest of society should conform to them when they are in no position to require things of other people. A business doesn't have to hire you. If you do something to your outward appearance that is perceived to be unprofessional, whether you interact regularly with customers or not, I would not hire you. A lot of folks feel that way. That doesn't make them ignorant. That makes them more concerned with their business than the feelings of someone who would rather "express himself" than be employed. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

  ...on a horse, with a tiger pelt draped over his shoulder, and a bottle of vodka in the hand not holding the sword.

    What if I told you my middle name is Lestat? :dirty:

  I just wanna see the video when Vlad lops one of their heads off.

I did see an old man teach a few young punks a lesson about a year ago in a Filling station. The old gentleman appeared to be an older farmer had stopped and I was right behind him when he prepaid for some fuel in line. About that time these 3 punks pulled up on the outside lane of pumps just across from the old mans truck and of course they picked his pump and put the nozzle in their car and were surprised that the pump was already on. The old gentleman told them that he had paid for that pump and they all laugh and said thanks for paying for our gas pops and all went inside. The old man stepped past the pumps and removed the nozzle from their tank and went and put it in the drivers side window that was down and locked it open putting what little was still pumping in the drivers front seat. He turned and saw me staring at him and I just smiled and he tips the brim of his hat to me and got in his old truck and drove off.  Needless to say the manager had already called the police and I could hear them coming as the punks approached their car. Man I heard words I have not heard in years when they saw what that old man did. Needless to say the old man was a local man and the punks in the car were from a college up in Illinois that were heading for home after Spring Break. I don't know what ever happened to the punks except the Wrecker came and got the car per police orders and they were placed in the back of the Squad Car. One police officer did come and ask me if I saw anything and i said "pertaining to what?" and he looked at me and smiled and walked away. He knew I had no plans of telling him squat.............. :shrug: .... :shrug:

Just kick the valve stem, usually breaks it and is less obvious that you intended to cause the flat than if you cut something.

[quote name="LagerHead" post="1185882" timestamp="1409759810"]I can certainly appreciate good artwork, no matter the canvas or medium. My only problem with tats is, I don't like the same music I did five years ago. I don't like the same beer I did five years ago. I don't like the same food I did five years ago. With very few exceptions, I don't like the same people I did five years ago. I find it very hard to conceive of something I would like well enough now that five years from now, let alone twenty or thirty, I would still be equally satisfied with having it permanently inked on my body. But hey, if others can find something with that much meaning, good on 'em. I am certainly not one to judge others' taste in art, since mine is so questionable. [/quote] I'm not the same person I was 15+ years ago when I got my first one. That's ok. They are a physical memorial to who I was at that time. My tattoos tell the story of my life.

I disagree, BigK. She passed two pumps and turned sideways to get to the pump. I read that as she clearly saw the OP pre-pay and get in his vehicle to perhaps leave, (forgetting to pump), or with full intent to steal his gas. I wouldn't care that the manager made her pay for the gas, I would have called the PoPo anyways for theft. Let her explain her actions to them - although they'd probably show up 30 minutes after she left.   TMF: Cut the valvestem instead. It's only about $4.50 rather than a $200 tire getting you into more serious trouble with the PoPo.

You should be good to go. There's an NFA section in the classifieds if they apply.

I'm glad this post was started. I need to get a new saw, I've got a shindawa 360 about 25 years old. It still runs but is tired. I'm not impressed with shindawa, picked up a trimmer, the resulting trim is nice, I do a lot of edging, but the saw is choked down by the cat convertor in the muffler. I'll be adding a Stihl soon!

I am in complete agreement with you, BigK. The very concept of any moral character seems to have slipped away from the greater portion of the nation and world today.

Nashville Firearm Coating, LLC.

 Is it bad that i'm not even surprised? I'm glad the store worker came out and dealt with it though. I'm sure that was a lot easier than dealing with it yourself and then the hooch calling the law and making up some story about you stealing from her.

earned a living today if that counts.

  Now, I agree they tend to be good saws, but Stihl was only founded in 1926 and I don't for a minute believe you're that old either. ;)   - OS

Spend $2 more and get magpul. I just saw them on Primary Arms for sale at $7.99. I've yet to meet a magpul mag that wasn't excellent quality. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Is it a normal whistle or a rape whistle? 

  That's pretty much exactly what will happen here.  As much as I would like to think that folks won't ruin it for us, we already have photographic proof in this thread that some folks absolutely will turn it into a contest to see what window licker will be first to shop for Fruity Pebbles with an AR-15 slug across their back.

I don't know how you guys carry some of these comfortably in a pocket...  I have a Kahr P380 that I like and can carry in the front or back pocket of my jeans, but anything bigger than that has to be in a holster for me.

can't go wrong with any Stihl gas powered tool.

.......But get me in Atlanta, where they can't drive and i'll wish i stayed home.   Stupid drivers in Memphis, Nashville and Knoxville are about the same as stupid drivers in Atlanta!  I deal with them every week, some are stupid without the help of their cell phones.

  Or from another country. The Middle and South West is becoming blue at alarming rate, and of course the far west already is. Once Texas turns, that's it for the presidency, no more Republicans, and likely Senators and most Reps from there too.   - OS

You'd think that a creature able to dig itself out of a coffin that is sealed and locked......then a concrete or steel vault........then the remaining packed earth .....could beat down a door or break a window by itself.

  Mike makes a real good point here.   There are places in the employed world (...think customer relations with big companies, folks that meet and represent companies like accounting firms, engineering firms, capital equipment sales, IT contractors, ect.ect ---  you get the picture...) that simply will not hire folks that look like a canvas, no matter the quality of the art; nor the abilities of the applicant.  They may not say anything about it during the interview; but they dont need to.  They have eyes, if ya get my drift.   I would keep that in mind when i went to the tatoo parlor or the job interview and govern myself accordingly.    Long sleeves can cover lots of stuff up; but i would think twice before i got that great set of ss runes tatooed on the back of my head (...like I saw the other day on an ole boy that was slick headed, muscular, and weighed about 250 or so....).  Or, if i wuz of the fairer sex; i would be careful about them leg tatoos when i put on my best business skirt and jacket for that big interview.    I know it may seem a bit unfair and narrow minded; but that's how things happen in the corporate, business, and engineering world where first impressions are important.   Remember this; lots of us here wuz young once ourselves, and we did lots of 'avant guarde" things.  Lots of these negative vibes we're puttin out are the result of experience.   leroy

Whether someone gets ink is their own choice, and has no impact on me personally.  But here are my observations: 1)  The more intricate the artwork, the faster it gets worse as the person ages. 2)  I have yet to see a human body that looked better with a tattoo. 3)  The more professional the job you are interviewing for, the less likely they are to hire someone with visible artwork. 4)  The more subjective the artwork (political subject, girlfriend's name, etc), the more likely the person will be to try and remove or change it later. 5)  Fads come and go, and like it or not, they are a fad right now.  In another ten years, they might be seen as tacky.   I've only been riding motorcycles for 42 years and don't have single tattoo.  But I only rode Harleys for four of those, so maybe it's a Harley thing.  Maybe not, since during those four years, I never once felt like getting a tattoo.   If you really want a tattoo, that's your choice.  But it's not like buying a car.  Even after it's paid for, you won't be able to trade it in and get something else.  Even the best laser removals still leave a ghost behind. 

Some of these folks are finding out that some employers aren't as excited about tats as they are. The place I work for requires you to cover them up when you're in the workplace or out representing the company.   I have a friend who has to wear long sleeve shirts in the summer.... :rofl: